Thursday, December 9, 2010
A picnic in Paris
Most said they were wearing shorts and a t-shirt, bringing sandwiches and limonade. The guests? One boy was bringing Peyton Manning. Good thinking. Eat un sandwich au jambon and toss the ballon de football américain. Another boy's dream date was Megan Fox. I don't think he cares what they eat. A couple of girls decided to bring pizza, ice cream and Leonardo di Caprio. Taylor Lautner was popular. I was expecting Justin Bieber to put in an appearance, but hélas, sorry Justin. No invites to Paris today. Some characters from Glee were invited. (I had to confess I've never watched it-- quelle horreur, madame.) One young man, Jacques, announced he would have some champagne, une rose et de la musique. I think he has been watching "The Batchelor," n'est-ce pas? But Taylor Swift was getting his rose. Oops! I forgot to mention that LeBron James was also invited to someone's picnic. I was taken to task for this omission!
And me? Well, c'est simple comme bonjour.
Maybe French class was even kind of fun today...
Bon appétit, Dream Dates!